Sammy Intl. Airlines.

No pest too big. No pest too small. We eradicate them all.

Welcome to Our Pest Control Services

We found the keys to this aircraft on the ramp and decided to offer pest eradication services. Got cockroaches? Moles? Ants? Ground squirrels? Nasty neighbor? Cranky Boss? No job is to big or to small for Sammy Airlines. In fact the smaller the job the more likely we are to complete it successfully. We offer scheduled and contract services and for an extra additional optional charge we offer emergency services if we can get someone out of bed. In keeping with international standards we strive to keep collateral damage to the minimum as set forth by our bored director. Gold or silver bullion payment up front is required and once again, our rates are negotiable but not refundable. Once we have payment in our hands it's ours.

Photo courtesy of Beechcraft Defense used by permission