We'll get you there unless we don't.
| Destination | Departure | Return |
| Belize | Tuesday 12:00 | Wedneday 12:00 |
| Mcmicken Heights | Tuesday 12:00 | Wedneday 12:00 |
| Riverton | Thursday 12:00 | Friday 12:00 |
| Walmart | Friday 12:00 | Saturday |
| South Center | Friday 12:00 | Saturday |
| Mordor | Monday 12:00 | Never been asked for |
| Destination | One Way | Round Trip |
| Belize | $18.12 | $22.14 |
| Mcmicken Heights | $12.10 | $12.11 |
| Riverton | $122.00 | $18.00 |
| Walmart | $00.50 | $-00.86 if you spend enough |
| South Center | $926.00 | $926.00 |
| Mordor | "Free*" | N/A |
*Paid for by Mordor City Tourism and includes a free meal at The Man Flesh Cafe.