Long long ago in a Shire far far away, Sammy Intl Airlines was started with $500 million and has grown to be one of the worlds smallest, most unreliable, and profitless airlines ever to exist. Wiley Post once said (at least we attribute it to him anyway) 'I never met an airline I didn't like until I flew (If you can call it flying!) with Sammy Intl. Airlines.' With an endorsement like that it humbles us as proud servants of the public to think we are so highly esteemed in the community. We set the bar low so it would be easy to over achieve in our endeavors to strive for the height of mediocrity which you our customers get. We are looking forward to taking your money if you fall for our sales pitch. Me in my better days. Ready for takeoff,
one cup of coffee short.
